Random List (because I'm like that, yo)
1) Why choose Coke or Rootbeer when you can choose Dr. Pepper--the perfect combination of the two. Superior in every way. Second only to chocolate milk. Although first on a hot day. Unless there's a Slurpee to be had. In which case, always. The Slurpee, that is. Oh god... Dr. Pepper Slurpees... Could such a thing be true?
2) I'm diggin' this apartment thing. Poomobile, BG, Free Samples, and Fingers came for an impromptu dinner last night. We rendezvous-ed. I made Indian (*pats self on back*). However, that being said, I will never own/rent another casa sans a dishwasher. So either someone needs to move in with me who enjoys doing dishes, or I need to be making more money.
3) Cat paws are funny things. It's like they have some sort of magnetic pull: they MUST be squeezed. 'Specially when they're just dangling there over the couch, all fat and fluffy... I can't help myself. It's like crack.
4) Spreadable vs. Squeezable honey. I'm partial to the squeezy kind. Discuss.
5) A woman I work with made a rather personal call from our office to her doctor yesterday, re: the "swelling on her butt that is causing [her] some discomfort". I'll tell you what's uncomfortable... Listening to that conversation! She started work at 1:30pm yesterday. So I'm wondering why this call couldn't have been placed from the privacy of her own home? Almost as bad as that time in Deadmonton when a male coworker called to book he and his brother "massages". Hmm... Yea. Sure. "Massage". Right (*rolls eyes*)
6) (*squeezes paws*)
7) Let's hear it for full on non-lesbo crushes on Scar Jo! Whoot! Whoot! I admit it. I lub her.
8) Read I Am The Messenger, by Markus Zusak. Just do it. Because I told you to. AND STOP YELLING AT ME! Oh wait... I'm the one yelling. Sorry...
9) I'm wearing my hair down today... Something different. Mixing it ups a bitters. I feel ver ver weird, though. Like a completely different person. Maybe that explains the yelling...?
10) That's it.
p.s. *poke*
14 comments:
Dr. Pepper is wrong. It is made by mixing two perfectly good drinks together and creating one drink that is wrong. I could puree my bread and peanut butter together and eat it as a smoothy...but why?
Squeezable Honey is a must becasue:
1. It comes in a cute bear.
2. There is no chance of getting little bread crumbs or peanut butter in it with your knife and thus ruining the rest of the jar, and
3. that wooden honeycomb tool that some people use for spreadable honey is ridiculous. If I had that much time to waste waiting for the honey to fall off of the tool I'd rather spend it keeping my own flock of bees to make me fresh honey every morning. They would carry it in Donald Duck style (in those little buckets on their shoulders) and pour it onto my bread...I know that you know what I'm talking about Library Lady.
-Poomobile
I do! I do! You are ridiculous, but I do know what you're talking about! Maybe you're thinking of Bee On Guard or perhaps Honey Harvester?
I'm going to see if the library owns a best of Donald. Maybe tonight before trivia? Who doesn't love Donald Duck?
This raises another question: why does he wear a shirt, but not pants? Hmm?
this may sound naive...but I have to ask. Is Dr.Pepper really a mix of Coke and Root Beer? Or is that just the closest approximation to what it actually tastes like?
I'm not sure I've ever even had Dr.Pepper. Isn't it SUPER sweet? I've always been more into watered down aspartamey beverages...
Dude, I don't know. I'm not a scientist.
Bee on Guard...that's the one. I looked it up and couldn't find the picture I was looking for. I can see it now...silly Donald all dressed up as a bumble bee - what will that crazy duck do next?
Spreadable honey hands down....No idea why, just cause. And 3) was the best thing Ive ever heard.
3) on my list, or 3) on Poomobile's list, Annonymous?
p.s. Just use your name. You know you want to...
)3 on your list...happy now?
I'd be happier if you could figure out how to use the bracket key...
)eat my shorts(
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I just have to weigh in on the honey issue. Spreadable. Cuz it tastes better and doesn't drip off the side of your toast as easily. I can deal with some toast and peanut butter crumbs. That's usually what I put honey on anyway.
Touche, Violette. Touche. Hmm...
I have had a Dr Pepper slurpee...i'm sure of it. That said, did 711 on aberdeen and dundurn close (I haven't been by there recently, I heard a rumour)...no more slurpees? Um and why did leave facebook...loser. I miss you, we should get together sometime soon. Where is your apt?
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